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Thursday, March 5, 2026

A Short Public Service Message from Shhhh! Digital Media


Hi. Brian Joseph Johns here with a short public service message:


First of all, I am not a Taurus (Sun), and I am not being remotely controlled by any Taurus, nor am I (attempting to) remotely control any Taurus (or Tauri?). I myself have a Taurus Moon, but my ascendent sign is not Taurus, and that kind of thing isn't hereditary, seasonal or affected by issues of health (sarcastic jest intended).


Secondly, despite having had one mostly happy relationship with a Taurus woman in the past, I have no plans to seek out or date a Taurus at all, and probably never will, despite my being a water sign. 


Why you might ask (or if you're a Taurus, you're already winding up to charge)? I'm sick of pulling horns out of my ass every five minutes, and I've probably stepped in enough bullsh#t to fertilize a planet's worth of grain.


However, I'd like to thank the more gracious and sentimental Tauri out there, its been mostly a positive experience, but there comes a time when one has to cut their losses and point themselves in a different direction. 


I've taken enough beatings and tramplings in my life to know when its time to move on. I'm hoping that the most recent hoof marks don't leave a scar this time.


I wish you well on your journey, but I've got to be going.


Yours truly,


Scorpio (of the non-guitar playing variety)


PS: I fully expect that my post with regard to this public service message will most likely result in your being serenaded by entire armies of Scorpio guitar players seeking to separate themselves from this message. Consider that a token of my gratitude for NOT stampeding my home office.


I'm sending the best flowers to Virgo, Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio and a few to Sagittarius as well (and maybe one or two to Gemini).


My dearest Tauri, your Shasta daisies however, should arrive shortly thereafter.


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