Hi. I'm Brian Joseph Johns. You remember me, don't you?
Well, if you honestly do, then prove it. How?
Write me an email using something that only you and I would know, that proves your association with me and my circle of friends.
What would qualify? Well, friend references on Facebook, or through email would suffice, but it that isn't available, then you'll have to prove it to me directly.
Was it something I did at a party we both attended?
Did you haul my ass drunk from a night club, home to my bed in order to save me from a fate worse than death?
You tell me, though I won't necessarily reply to confirm your tale. The only real proof I've accepted you is by adding you to my social media accounts, but fret not. Regardless of your social media friendships, you do exist, though you might not be my friend. Maybe you are though. Prove it. If you want to get rich though, don't look in my direction. Besides, I'm just a drunken bum struggling to survive. But if I do really know you and you drink, wanna get drunk? If not, could you spare a dollar or two so I could by a beer?
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink,
brian.joseph.johns@shhhhdigital.com
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